sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)

Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks

by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008

paul bunyan flapjack

the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.

person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"

by Barnaby Jones November 07, 2007

South African Flapjack

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')

one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

by ghj December 29, 2007

Cuban Flapjack

The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.

"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"

by Cuban Spatula March 09, 2010

PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack

I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack

by Fuckknuckles November 04, 2016

South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.

While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.

by B Kelly August 26, 2006

Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017