For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem
“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
by Nepho March 28, 2021
Get the Felix’s Theoremmug. jack:
FELIX
PICK UP THE PHONE
YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
PICK UP THE PHONE
felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
FELIX
PICK UP THE PHONE
YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
PICK UP THE PHONE
felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021
Get the felix krankenmug. harry under the influence of felix felicis
herione: well, how are u feeling ??
harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids
herione: well, how are u feeling ??
harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids
by max y September 28, 2010
Get the felix felicismug. a black and white cat on a black and white tv cartoon that started in the 30's and continued almost until the 70's.
by raffles July 15, 2006
Get the felix the catmug. (Fee-LICKS Fi-li-KUS) is the name of a fictional potion in the book Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince that grants temporary good luck to the drinker. The name, like many things in the Harry Potter novels, is Latinate in origin, and translates to "lucky of lucky," or "happy of happy." ("happy", strictly speaking, means "lucky.")
by Tyrael October 13, 2005
Get the Felix Felicismug. by 1800-jisoosfreckles September 13, 2020
Get the Lee Felixmug. by leefelixismybae January 10, 2022
Get the Lee Felixmug.