Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.

Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

by JewishButches December 28, 2009

fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.

Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.

by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015

Fecal Face

A virus you contract from anal adventures; The result of too many rim jobs.

Julie, after munching a few butts, came down with fecal face.

by mmelebois September 1, 2011

Fecal Extravaganza

A party or festival of epic proportions that usually ends in disbelief or embarrassment during the following day or days to come. See 'Shit Show'.

This party is going to be one hell of a Fecal Extravaganza!

by ///illertime September 2, 2011

fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011