Fecal fiesta

A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.

That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.

by Tosandes January 5, 2020

Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

Fecal Fry

Refer to Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop. The strings of feces that come out of the Play-Doh Barbershop toy that is inserted into the sphincter.

Gay girl: I kinda want a fecal fry.

Gay Boy: Just shove that Play-Doh toy in my Jewish tuchus and I'll make you some.

Gay girl: Good cause I'm hungry!

See: Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

by JewishButches December 28, 2009

Fecal Mange

The unfortunate result of an awkward chocolate sham-póó in which the recipient allows the fecal matter to dry in his/her hair resulting in the appearance of matted, mange.

I was like "Damn, Girl! Don't be tryin to cuddle on me with that nappy ass fecal mange!"

by Reverend FeltaboyNorthernsert October 14, 2011

Fecal Extravaganza

A party or festival of epic proportions that usually ends in disbelief or embarrassment during the following day or days to come. See 'Shit Show'.

This party is going to be one hell of a Fecal Extravaganza!

by ///illertime September 2, 2011

Fecal Stimulation

The act of irritating the crap out of someone.

Damm, but Tracey is giving me some serious fecal stimulation.

by Willie Lube March 5, 2013

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015