Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be
The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug
by FulliA November 09, 2017
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Feature Log

A alternative, more appropriate way of saying the phrase, “For the Love of God.”
“Are finished yet?”

“No, we still have to carry the basket to the top.”

“Oh, Feature Log!”
by 👑 Prince Vince 👑 August 25, 2022
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Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
This Group featuring old people. is odd.
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An exaggeration that means "Everyone or everything you could possibly think about is here."
The battle was an all-singing, all-dancing, all-features-included multinational aerial showdown for the ages!
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 27, 2022
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naked features

Naked features are the exposed, "bare" features of a product. As opposed to veiled features. It is considered "good design" to have the core functionality be naked, veiling the more lavish features.

This is from computer programming, though it also applies to other engineered products as well.
There are so many naked features in your product that I have no f***ing idea how to start using it!
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panhandler feature

A software feature that provides little to no value to a user or was a formerly free software feature that now requires a paid subscription in order to access the same software capabilities.
The Twitter blue two factor authentication feature is such a panhandler feature.
by HackerNumber7 February 21, 2023
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chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.
OMG look at "smithys" chode features!
by helen chode smith January 02, 2011
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