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funt cace

pronounced like "funt CASE" you flip the first letters of cunt face, it is a nicer way to call someone a cunt face.
"Those bitches Ivon and Paige are real funt caces" screamed Kossi as she rolled on.
by J-Kun January 8, 2009
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brokeback fountain

n. a gay guy's penis. My mother thought up this word.
Tom Cruise's pants are so tight that I can see his Brokeback Fountain.
by Nora Joanna April 4, 2006
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yellow fountain

When a guy sticks his dick in a womans pussy and pisses in her. When the presure builds up the piss shoots out all ober his ball creating a yellow fountain
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fountain

When a woman orgasms so strongly she secretes her love juices violently.
Volume is enough to be felt dripping off her partners balls!
We had sex till she fountained
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fountain valley

The most over looked city in Orange County. Most people who live in The OC haven't heard of it. For those who don't know, it is between Huntington Beach, Westminister, and Santa Ana. It is home to about 2 Starbucks cafes and 20 7-11's.

Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.

Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.
Person 1: I live in Fountain Valley.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*
by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005
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funt

noun.

compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".

The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."

"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"

"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"

"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"

"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 15, 2005
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Fountain of Youth

Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.
old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby
by taz May 4, 2004
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