fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 28, 2008

fappetite

The inexplicable hunger for a sandwich and a very large drink after you finish fapping.

After finishing up his session, Alex's fappetite had to be extinguished.

by Dubblix November 18, 2009

Fapper

someone who likes to "Fap"( either have sex or masturbate) alot.

1.that Jacky kid is such a Fapper, he stays in his room 24 hours a day, seven days a week fapping, no wonder why he misses school alot.

2.Wow, we got some serious Fappers in this place, we finally have regular fappers coming in everyday.

by Xianger March 7, 2009

Fapprehensive

adj. (1) The fear of being caught fapping. The fear that someone near you is a fapper or fapping.

(1)My fear of being discovered jerking off makes me fapprehensive.(2) The person(s) calm attitude to touching themselves in public, makes me fapprehensive.

by Altur-Goldenmean August 14, 2012

Fapperoni and Cheese

When you Fap into a bowl of Mac and cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017

Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.

That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!

by Poco baci May 30, 2018

flapple

Someone that is so fat that they jiggle.

"Hey look at that fat guy, hes a flapple."

by sean John Stohn September 24, 2008