farting gnome

a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.

Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??

by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 6, 2007

Fanging

Craving something badly. Used mainly in Australian slang

'oh man I'm fanging for a burger'

by Plozdog March 25, 2020

Farting Terms

Someone you feel very comfortable with.

Wow Joey, I can let one loose around you anytime. You must be really special.

by Lynne Lowe February 18, 2005

farting frank

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.

Farting Frank shit his pants again.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense

Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!

by jimmylikeflowers November 29, 2010

Fatting

When you're at a café or restaurant etc and you and your friend(s) sit there for hours eating even though you're not hungry cuz you've got nothing better to do.

A bunch of friends have been at a café Afro about 4 hours and have eaten a pizza,ice cream,cake, pastries,chips and are waiting on an order of cannoli are fatting

by Binta_schiyade July 31, 2015

farting strings

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

by KinkySlinky January 28, 2004