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Elon Bridgeman

Elons regular last name isint form his direct paternal line some way back a man with the last name bridgeman married a woman with the last name Musk and the kids took the mothers last name
Guys did you know Elon could have been Elon Bridgeman
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full elon

1) An outlandish statement made to mock or satirize an established process or party which despite venue or deliverer calling for seriousness is perceived as charming and quirky; 2) only a statement perceived that Elon musk can get away with, without reprimand
Volkswagen just tried to pull a full elon with their April fools day joke of “voltswagen”.
by Wurdcrimes March 31, 2021
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elon musk

Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.
“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”
by spearshakes May 18, 2022
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elonned

When, in the effort to increase efficiency, you actually undermine the existing process instead often resulting in increased costs. Also, when trying to improve something your result actually makes it much worse.
The Tesla Cybertruck was elloned by using cheaper glue resulting in an expensive recall and loss of market appeal.

Her elonned telemed appointment forced her to reschedule appointment and required a medical transport ride to her specialist just to get test results costing her insurance for both rides as well as the original appointment.

Musk has elonned his DOGE credibility by firing then rehiring essential personnel costing political capital as well as unnecessary stress on employees as well as the costs of litigation.
by Cogito!? March 24, 2025
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Elon Musk

The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022
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Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.
"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."
by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025
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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.

He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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