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Cherry Eggplant

an act of intense emotional satisfaction involving a vice grip and an uncooperative ball sack.
Phil: "Have you seen Daryl today, feel like he's been missing a week?"
John: "yeah, I heard he is in the hospital after a Cherry Eggplant went wrong."
*Both cringing with intense fury*
by Mizer'Noct May 7, 2021
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Blue eggplant

Blue eggplant is when the circulation is cut off of your dick and it turns blue
When it's blue you have an issue. If you have a blue eggplant you need to go see a doctor
by Hsvdjajdbeyaiabru February 12, 2022
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Margaree eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.
Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!
by boatedRus July 17, 2024
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Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023
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Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
by boatedRus July 23, 2025
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go suck a white eggplant

It means go suck a d*ck

noobpwnzor1285: xDDDD get rekt KID
Jimmy1234: Go suck a white eggplant
by robloxsucki April 13, 2019
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Boys who hate eggplant

A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.
Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?
by Carrotlady May 3, 2021
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