Evangelatheist

Both the antonym and variation of an evangelist, these are people or groups of people who are so opposed to religion that they will go out of their way to bash yours, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or anything else. To them, religion is a brain-washing cult, and they have taken it upon themselves to spreading the 'Word of Rationality' by getting you the hell out of prayer. They are just as likely to be on the street with pamphlets and signs around their necks as Jehovah's Witnesses.

Random Religious Guy: My mom gave a five hour rant this morning.

Random Guy: Why?

Random Religious Guy: I feel asleep during church and I -

Evangelatheist: CHURCHES ARE PENS! PENS ARE FOR SHEEP! CHRISTIANS ARE SHEEP! OPEN YOUR EYES! THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO HEAVEN! MUSLIMS ARE EXPLODING AND THERE ARE NO VIRGINS FOR THEM! HERE - READ ABOUT IT IN MY PAMPHLET!

Random Religious Guy: ... You're gay.

Evangelatheist: THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TOLD TO THINK IS WRONG! CHURCH IS MAKING YOU HATEFUL! BURN THEM DOWN!

Random Guy: No, you're just gay.

by Erica H January 10, 2009

Eranga

Unique species found in the heart of Sri Lankan jungles. Erangas have spicy palletes and are obsessed with hairless skin. They use various products like NAIR in order to fulfill these needs.

that girl is such an eranga!

by nairrrr October 30, 2011

evangeline

likes vintage clothing, big boobied, wears ribbons in her hair, very smart and flirty, usally of jewis desent, has maltesermoments

OMG she is wearing an Evangeline

that is so totally evangeline!

maltesermoments evangeline eviie boobs vintage hat

by lolly97 December 5, 2010

evangenitals

a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista

<boy>what are you doing tonight?
<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals
<boy>RAWK! can I come?
<girl>let's get married!
<boy>WOOT!

by juliachrista February 11, 2004

EWang

(noun) a nickname for a person who names himself as "Swaggy", which is the exact opposite of what they are. They think they have the entire school at their fingertips while in reality most people have given up on trying to tell them the reality because they often deny the real truth. Because they are so egoistic, they think they can do anything (including stealing people's stuff) and "conversing" with their friends. When faced with a challenge they have no chance at (since they are unsuccessful at practically everything), they come up with an excuse (such as being challenged to a 1v1 and pretending the game crashed when they are about to lose) and distract the person with random stuff that makes no sense such as repeatedly playing Fetty Wap's Trap Queen. In essence, they are self-centered, pretentious, drama queens.

When EWang was about to lose his Pokemon game, he closed the game and made a big fuss about how his new computer was terrible and needed to be fixed.

by DarkPrelateMohandar May 10, 2016

Evangelical

Describes Christians who try to uphold the tenants of the Protestant Reformation, but without all that courage, conviction, and critical-thinking baggage that got their 16th and 17th century forefathers burned at the stake. Also known as "Evan-jelly-fish" due to apparent lack of brain and spine.

"Unless I am convinced by Scripture and by plain Reason, and not by Popes and Councils, who have so often contradicted themselves. My conscience is captive to the Word of God. To go against conscience is neither right nor safe. I cannot and I will not recant. Here I stand. I can do no other. God help me."
-Reformer Martin Luther in his trial at the Imperial Diet of Worms.

"You know what, the thing that breaks my heart is that there's no way I can answer it without hurting someone on either side."
-Famous Evangelical Pastor Brian McLaren, when asked about his position on homosexual marriage.

by Richard Ramsey November 7, 2006

Evangelical

The Andromeda Strain of Christianity. Often called "conservative Christianity", when in reality it is a very modern radical version. Evangelicalism has no true theology, substituting apologetics for theology, and far more concerned with what will draw in people than in actual beliefs.

Evangelicals are often mistaken for Protestants, however the two groups a quite different. Protestantism is based on the idea that people can read and understand the Bible for themselves, without need of a mediator. In Evangelicalism, your minister is the final authority of what the Bible means.

Evangelicals gather to worship in thousands or tens of thousands in the belief that their minister is an intermediary to God, and that it is very important to get their religion directly from him.

The Evangelical's theology changed so fast that it was changed before the sermon was even finished.

by TheOmicron1 January 11, 2010