Eastern Taipan

The foreign cousin of the infamous ‘King brown’

Come over here and look me in the eyes when I give ya this Eastern Taipan ya fuckin Dog!

If the bite doesn’t kill ya the fuckin venom will

by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019

Middle Eastern Gun Training

There are four steps

Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum

Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side

Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels

Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time

Go watch Middle Eastern Gun Training

by ImmaNut January 24, 2017

The Eastern War

The Eastern War is a game on Roblox owned by gay lovers.

You can give shlop and commit warcrimes.

Hey lets play the eastern war!

by watameln October 4, 2023

Eastern-Sailor

@Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.

EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit

by POET_2004 May 10, 2020

Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb

When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.

My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!

by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021

Eastern Harti

The term for Hartis who live to the east and along the coastally equidistant line of the former Darwiish capital of Taleh. They constitute the Majeerteen, most Leelkase and most Awrtable.

She's a member of the Eastern Harti clan

by readyforthemoon55 August 1, 2019

Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip

I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.

by Richardcranium March 14, 2024