eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.

Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.

by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020

Eastern Washington

120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.

Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.

by Omskmapping July 7, 2022

Eastern robin hood

A guy/girl that will take anything you got for them until they are a rich guy/girl.

Don't underestimate him/her, since he/she is an Eastern robin hood, don't think that he/she is not.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019

Easternism

When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.

E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.

by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020

Middle Eastern politics

A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.

Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!

by Sepia_ May 14, 2024

Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble

(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face

by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018

Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip

I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.

by Richardcranium March 14, 2024