durka

A curse used in place of everyday regular words.

(while waving finger in air in circular motion)
"Durka, me sergeant. durka paperwork.. see the durka stripes? ... eagle on durka shield.."

by Tom Tom the lepreacun April 1, 2007

DURKS

small Short arsed person - northern stylee. Bit of a secret squirrel.

fucking hell youre small you must be Durks from Burnley

by [e-mail] April 26, 2006

Uhh, durka?

Looking at someone and making fun of them or just wondering what the hell someone just said by saying "Uhh, durka?"

Devon: Look at yotii

Thomas: Uhh, durka?

by NightHawkOriginal May 2, 2009

Durkin

Someone so comically short, that any time a size based comment is made, an alternative version is also noted from Durkin’s point of view

Man my internet is running slow, I bet someone is streaming midget porn.

Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.

by vstherock July 23, 2021

Durka Durka Laba Jihad

A saying of the native toung from Durka-Durkastan... also in the Native Toung of Mr. Powers

Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed!!! EWWWWIEEEEE

by Patrick Hennessy February 8, 2005

Durka

When something unforgettable and against incredible odds happens that is awesome for one party or person and terrible for everyone else. This term is usually used in Texas Holdem but can be expanded to other competitive settings as well.

"So, I heard you lost $100 to a straight on the river."

"He called my all in on the flop, thinking he already had the straight when he just had a gun-shot chance. With four outs, the dick caught it."

"Wow, that's so much fucking durka."

by DirkaSnivs January 12, 2012

Durka durka

A code phrase to get the attention of another male and alert him to the presence of a potentially "Do-Able" female, conformation of said hotness is often followed with finger signs on a 1 to 10 scale

Person 1:"Durka Durka? hmm?"
Person 2:"eh..." 5 fingers

by Bakkaratorz September 2, 2006