I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.

Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

by phenetic October 19, 2009

draw straws

If you need to choose somebody for something, here's what to do.Count out the exact number of people that want to be chosen for something.Get some straws. Make sure they are not bendy straws, though.Be careful to only get as many straws as there are people that want to be chosen, if you get too many straws or not enough, this will not work. So anyway, get a straw for each person, but cut the bottom inch off of one of the straws. Have the group choose who will hold the straws (you can decide this also by drawing straws, but that will create a straw drawing cycle that can be endless, so I don't recommend it). The person that holds the straws moves them around in his/her hands a good deal, being careful to hide the bottom of the straws from view, and carefully mixes them around.Then, everybody grabs a straw, but the 'straw holder' has to go last, as it's possible he/she might be able to feel the length of the straws, and we want this to be fair.After everyone has finished 'drawing straws', everybody compares the length of thier straws to others, and the person who is discovered to be holding the 'short straw' is 'chosen'.

Drawing straws is a fair way to choose somebody for something.

by Nastina September 5, 2005

drawin'

( v.) to call attention to one's self in an annoying way.

"check janie, she's really drawin'" or
"dag, janie, why you drawin'?"

by meh. June 18, 2004

Drawing

Something that is the number-one coping mechanism besides dying my hair crazy colors.

Person A: What are you doing?
Me: I'm drawing, eff off!

by randompersynne October 30, 2019

Drawling

When someone is acting out of character.

Why u drawlin'?
He was drawlin!

by ThickyNikki July 29, 2005

drawing lettuce

1) Slang for smoking weed

2) slang for packing a bowl with marijuana

1)

Used for when you intend on or are going to get high. Drawing lettuce means to draw up some lettuce and get high off of it

Example:
Guy 1: I’m gonna go draw lettuce at lunch. Wanna come?
Guy 2: Nah thanks fam, I don’t wanna get high before my test

2)

Used when you need to fill a bowl or pipe with the devils lettuce before smoking.

Example:
Guy 1: I need to go draw lettuce before we toke up
Guy 2: how long will that take?
Guy 1: oh only a few minutes

by Hbxthbvc June 19, 2018

Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.

Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015