doucheoisie

A middle class douche.

White collar turned up? Doucheoisie

by thegalvanizer March 18, 2010

Orville Douchenbacher

When a woman shoves a stick of butter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. Then once melted, continues by draining the mess of vaginal juices and butter out of her while standing over one's bowl of popcorn.

Mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! What kind is it?

I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.

by Chief Fat Cock April 21, 2011

douchenozzle

A person who is totally out of touch with his surroundings, an idiot, fool, asshole, etc...

"That guy who sold me that broken palm pilot is a fucking Douchenozzle"

by Hanky November 12, 2002

douchenozzlelist

a person that constantly portrays the characteristics of a douche nozzle.

See douche nozzle or republican.

Glen Beck is a douchenozzlelist extraordinaire!

by spinlock October 14, 2010

Douchenugget

A person who is so unbelievably douchy, only a nugget can describe them.

Yeah man, i tried talking to him but hes such a douchenugget he just ignored me.

by el douch December 22, 2010

douchenozzle

Someone who acts very snotty, either online or offline, and has no idea they're acting in a socially reprehensible manner.

Did you see her post on FB last night?
Yeah, she's such a douchenozzle.

by Jimmy from the Ville November 10, 2010

douchenozzle

someone who thinks reading a book or seeing a movie is quite a different thing than dressing up as a wizard and shooting pretend lightning bolts from a stick.

Ricebox is a douchenozzle because he only reads fantasy books or fantasy movies that become popular like Harry Potter.

by HighWingHarse July 19, 2009