Dirty Domo

Having a girl suck your penis vigorously while trying to hum her favorite song. While at the same time her sister is eating your poop from your rear end. While at the same time having a stuffed domo stare at you with a hole in it. At the climax while the man begins to jizz, he must yell switch in order for the sisters to switch their positions.

pleasure blowjob anal sister dirty domo

by Lord of the Dirty April 28, 2013

Desmond

Desmond is the type of guy to stick his dick right in the girls PUSSY!

You know that new kid that all the girls like, He must be a Desmond!

by YeetOnThatPussy June 27, 2018

Dismo

a) act of greeting someone or saying goodbye to someone.

b) a hardcore thug.

a) "Dismo, nigga"

b) Holy crap! Look at that dismo!!"

by hellSpawn September 15, 2003

desmond

Noun. Term used to denote an intellectually slow person of strange appearance and/or behaviour.

"That is so stupid, don't be such a Desmond!"

by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

desmond

the female genitalia, vagina or vulva

hey lets get some desmond tonight.

look at that sweet desmond

by tommy f April 25, 2006

dogmonkey

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

by Mike587 January 8, 2008

Desmond

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.

I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here

by GeoffH October 2, 2006