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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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When someone turns dnd on and ignores you for weeks, and cries when you turn it on for a day. Because they are responsible with it.
Lukas: *Ignores you for 5 days"

Nigga: why are you not answering?

Lukas: *spam calls for 2 hours*

Nigga: turns on dnd

Lukas: turn off dnd you fucking retard.

Nigga: you do the same thing you coon

Lukas: I'm a responsible do not disturb user.
by gog111 November 23, 2025
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Disturbed Egg

A man lady who hovers in stellar breathing their meat sauce breath down administrations necks because he killed a whole beehive to get his outfit.
Wow, Disturbed Egg is at it again being racist to Wonderp after she was being racist to Kenzi.
by YouThoughtGGEZEgg November 14, 2022
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Public disturbance

“Bro look at that walking public disturbance
“What?!?! That’s just Maria Tyler”
by Crackmaster007 February 7, 2024
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Shit-disturber

A girl/guy who you work with and doesn't do any work but insists that they are the best thing since sliced-bread and isn't. Then come time to present the work, they take one look at it and then they bitch about how they did all the work, then call you out on a petty mistake and make you look like a shithead.
That stupid girl in our office is such a Shit-disturber she ruined that proposal presentation.
by OBVIUNKNOWN December 22, 2009
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