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diesel russian

Commonly found all over New York City (particularly in the Brighton area of Brooklyn), diesel russians are Russian-American immigrants who came to America when they were between the ages of one and ten (typically), somewhere during the surge of Russian migration to America.

Diesel russians are a strange breed, for they have been raised on both the clannish, elitist, narrowminded ideals of the Russian culture and the greedy, shallow, expansionist ideals of the American culture- thus, their own ideals have a decidedly isolationist and materialistic bent. They are stereotypically unaccepting of most other groups, although few are explicitly unkind or malicious towards other groups. Sticking to their own, they mainly care about money, nice cars and homes, and their appearances. Most diesel russians smoke cigarettes (and most diesel russian females can be found chain-smoking every hour on the hour). They enjoy cruising around in their cars and dancing at clubs that play dance, trance, house and techno music.

A typical diesel russian male has a lot of gel in his hair (which may be spiked) and is adorned in anything from a wifebeater to designer clothing to the latest hip hop-oriented wear(and fine jewelry). They usually excersize at a gym and enjoy showing off their biceps or sixpack. They enjoy and take pride in their appearance, grooming themselves sometimes to excess. Their accents are usually more Russian than American.

A typical diesel russian female is very tanned and has long, fake, manicured nails that just border on tacky. Her hair is either dyed blonde, frosted with blonde highlights, or set in a style of stiff, gelled curls. She wears skimpy, trendy clothing in bright colors. In the winter, it is not uncommon to see her wearing Ugg boots. You can usually find her chain-smoking and yapping into the latest version of a cell phone. Her accent is a mix between a Brooklyn and a Russian accent.

They usually speak in a mixture of Russian and English (and usually do a spectacular job of messing up the latter language).

You can say that diesel russians are a mixture of metrosexuals and scenesters, with a bit of old-skool, Old World Russia tossed in.
"Did you see those Diesel Russians over there? The girls were all chatting about inconsequential drivel while the guys compared the sizes of their biceps. Scoff."
by Me and Mine September 6, 2008
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diesel

I went to Camden last night to get some diesel.
by gangstaaaaaaaaaaa January 15, 2009
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Vin Diesel

An actor who used to play the fantasy role-playing board game Dungeons and Dragons. One of his characters in said game was a drow night-elf.

Known for being a badass or something. He should play a fine game of D&D in one of his action movies. It's so hardcore.
"I just killed a bunch of people like it was nothing. Now bust out those D-20's. It's time for some D&D."
by Compton Computer Salesman March 24, 2005
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Diesel Rockets

A drink consisting of Monster Energy Drink, Jim Bean, and Chocolate Sauce!
Wags: You guys wanna drink diesel rockets?

Mike: Hell yeah let's rage!

Donny: I will punch a hole in every wall and kick doors in
by Captian_Nelson April 12, 2011
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purple diesel

A new and powerful strain of marijuana, a cross of Purple haze and sour diesel. Most people have heard about sour diesel and purple haze, and for most pot smokers opinion it might be one of the best strains out their. It has a very strong smell to it from the sour diesel cross and a purple soul (the extra color that marijuana has sometimes) from the purple haze cross. usually you can smell it from about 3-10 ft away from where the weed is, thats one reason why pot smokers love the diesel. The purple look to it makes it look very pretty and exotic. For my opinion its one of the best strains of weed out to this point, the high is really strong but its good and the high can last for about 2-5 hours.
~yo bra I'm on deck with some new fire called purple diesel.
-ay let me get at you with that bra.
~fo sho bra,, how much u need??
- let me get a QP bra
~ight fo sho,
by bop-one-time-fo-you-boy March 23, 2011
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Vin Diesel

Noun -- The embodiment of the perfect man; receives numerous insults only because many mentally-challenged beings suffer from a humorous disease called jealousy.
"Bob hates Vin Diesel because Bob can't get a woman for crap, and Vin Diesel can."
by Diesel_Powered July 18, 2005
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suckin diesel

A state of one's selfbeing. Or an expression of good progression.
Very good, doing well.

(Thank u 2 Colin + Edith 4 improvin th english language!)
How's it goin?
- I'm suckin diesel!
---or---
How's that project comin along?
- It's suckin diesel!
by Sam Baynes July 16, 2004
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