desperatebooking

Posting things on Facebook over and over about being single and lonely, even if it's just a song lyric.

Yeah! She seriously needs to stop desperatebooking.

by wordothepenguin August 23, 2010

Desperation

People that are so desperate for a girlfriend that they will go out with a girl from Canada that they met over X-Box Live.

Dave Farrell had a girlfriend in Canada who he met over X-Box Live.

by Nobody May 13, 2005

Desperado

Someone who is desperate for a boyfriend/girlfriend, when really they just want attention from the opposite sex for reassurance.

Someone who acts "desperate" for a boyfriend/girlfriend and denies it.

Alicia be actin' like a damn desperado with her damn hair flipping.

He looks like a desperado just trying to talk to Jessica.

by BooBooChaquita February 22, 2011

desperbragger

A person who brags about the littlest things to try to feel better about him/herself

A: Ahh just woke up, hey B, you up?
B: yeah i was just pretending to sleep, i wake up earlier than you
A: god you are such a desperbragger

OR

A: i can brush my teeth faster than you
B: now whos the desperbragger?

by anonymous8336 August 26, 2009

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 24, 2012

desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Desperary

During the month of February, when your ex gets desperate and tries to hit you up.

Jane: Billy just texted me.
Lilly: What I thought you guys were done?
Jane: We are but its Desperary.

by littlelady March 1, 2014