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My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
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The relationship does not necessarily have to be romantic.
The relationship does not necessarily have to be romantic.
Ex. Anna feels dented because you ignored her for Kelly.
Ex. Mike told me he felt dented because you didn't answer his texts last night.
Ex. If you keep making Amanda feel dented she's going to break up with you.
Ex. Mike told me he felt dented because you didn't answer his texts last night.
Ex. If you keep making Amanda feel dented she's going to break up with you.
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Get the Dented mug.one: you're really tired and you basically say some stupid ass shit.
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???
three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
two: make your friends laugh???? i guess???
three: because you wanna.
four: literally photoshop a penny looking like it's dented and say that. pun.
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this originated from the youtube channel "DOPE or NOPE". (10 Products with Hidden Features You Wouldn't Expect!)
person one: duuuude...that put a dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!
person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:
person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
person two: *slight chuckle* what?
person three: it put a dent in their penny!
person two: dude, are you tired?
person one: yeah.
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person one: well shucks! that put one fuck of a dent in my penny!
person one, two, three: *laughing*
person two: you always had a knack for making me laugh.
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person one: dent in my penny.
everyone:
person one: this was for no reason. bye.
person three: CONTEXT????
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online person: hey dude. i got a dent in my penny.
online person two: what?
online person: *sends a photoshopped penny with a dent*
online person: dent in my penny.
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