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Ultimus Defining

I am Ultimus Defining the website right now.
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025
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Define

To clarify, explain, or teach someone what a word is. I have attempted the impossible, fellas.
Jimothy: Define “Define!” Impossible, right—
Ed: To clarify, explain, or teach someone what a word is.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025
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Breakup define

After a breakup, or fight, one person (usually the petty one who gets upset they got called out on their douchyness) passive-aggressively defines the other's name and people they are jealous. They usually use a profile name for themself that they narcissisticly believe is clever and thinking to themselves "You'll Never Know".

Childishly defining someone as a means to get back at them while avoiding confrontation.

Something an ex does to retaliate against the other because they know the other is too good for them and they have to covertly attack them to sooth their hurt feelings when they themselves are the con artist who took advantage of the other's amazingness.
You'll never know I breakup defined you and him.

Lol, he narcissisticly breakup defined me because he's too much of a coward to own up to his horribleness and passive-aggressively attacking me on Urban Dictionary makes him feel like a big man.
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WMD (Wheeler Magnet Definer)

A pseudonym for Zak Vaudo. He is apparently not fooling ANYONE.
He's flirting with EVERY girl in the world? Must be a Zak Vaudo, the Wheeler Magnet Definer.
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Definity

(1)

Defying all rules of uncountable infinity.

(2)

Definitely. Stating something is definite.
(1): "John stop counting to 5 without including every single decimal."
(2): "I definity passed that test."
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define your style

1. A phrase one would use if one had an online urban dictionary with a book soon to come.

2. A phrase one would use if one were gay
Bill: Bob, I want you to give it to me in the butt

Bob: Baby, I'm gunna define your style.
by Monkeygrease July 20, 2008
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Define my ass

An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance
Could you define Bread for me?
Define my ass
by Theyputhemastercheifinthesoder January 21, 2023
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