deaded

To kill, stupid but fun slang.

That guy stole my beer so I deaded him

by Nezbit. November 29, 2004

The deads

When smoking marijuana and so high that everything's funny and slow at the same time

"mar" "that was some good tree bro"

"Key" "yeah bro I'm "the deads."

by Key909 February 04, 2020

Dead

To get absolutely shit-faced(drunk)

Hey man let's go get dead tonight

You were straight dead last night

by askilll January 01, 2010

Dead

1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber

1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs

by SongGirl August 29, 2013

deadness

when someone either sees a very hot picture of someone or comes accross someone who is highly attractive making them feel a little 'dead' inside

"deadness." she said gawking at shawn mendes bare torso.

by moonlight101345 September 07, 2017

That's a dead

That's a dead means the joke is not funny or the joke has no use or meaning any more

1. Brittany: Hey Sarah I just said to Jessica deez nuts , GOT EEEM!

Sarah: 😑 That's a dead

by That's a dead August 28, 2015

Deaded

Dead mean that u made me laugh or u said something funny

Omg that’s to Funny u deaded me

by Drop lip November 21, 2018