Dandy

Andy and his overly acted upon fatherly love. The wierd authority one has over kids that nullifies any criminal sentences or a life imprisonment. A dad and mom with a wiggles included. Dandy...

Hey, remember that pedo. What was his name again? Ahhh, yes. Dandy. Motherfrickin Dandy..

by Yu. Cuz fuck Yu July 2, 2018

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Dandy Sandy

To drown somebody with sand

You just got Dandy sandy

by Gruffy0_0 July 27, 2018

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A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).

“My god that ones got a dandy ass!”

by YoungAndNimble September 27, 2018

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Vandi Dandi

The Kamiamama has just left fortnite its my emo phase now.

Vandi Dandi needs braids

by Vandi Dandi October 18, 2022

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DANDY CLAW

A favor, or request of epic proportion ls.

" could you you do me a " dandy claw" and refill my glass of wine"

by Scape79 December 11, 2021

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Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

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