Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

cum custard

Particularly thick spunk

I needed to knock one out so desperately. It was like cum custard.

by JTsGrowler November 21, 2013

Cock Custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen

I shot a huge load of Cock Custard all over that slut last night.

by SpoogeBob CumPants November 23, 2018

fuck custard

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

Rhubarb custard

Two words that can be used when you have forgetten key points in a statement or question.

#1: What are you wearing?
#2: Ehh... It's me fuckin'... Rhubarb custard

#1: What did umm... Rhubarb custard say about me in class today?

by n-deezy February 14, 2009

Rhubarb and Custard

A form of pill popular in early 90s rave culture, where extacy was supplied in yellow and green capsules, named after a popular song at the time. see also Dennis the Menace

"Hey man, what you got"
"I got some Rhubarb and Custards, deck one of these and you will have eyes like dinner plates"

by Jules W December 17, 2008