cucumber

what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..

teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....

by the mouseinator September 2, 2006

Cucumber Chris

Chris is an awesome and amazing person who never holds back to be their fantastic self. They are not afraid to be queer, and that is admirable. Also the creator of the term 'Kueeng', Chris is willing to stay up 'till 3am in their time just to get someone else to sleep.

Love ya Chis >:D

Person 1:"Is that really the person who thought of the 'Kueeng'?! "

Person 2:"Yeah! That's Cucumber Chris!"

Person 1:"They're so cool!"

by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021

pocket cucumber

A delicious cucumber that, when given as a kind gesture at an inopportune time, is quickly stowed in one's pocket for potential later consumption.

Shit man, I can't eat this cucumber now -- i'm busy playing some COD.... but it'd make a killer snack later. guess it'll be a pocket cucumber then.

by ajj23 July 6, 2009

crazy cucumber

A name used to describe a beautiful young girl with an amazing sense of humour. There is always space in their heart for you.

Oh hey crazy cucumber.

by Ellie smith February 21, 2017

dirty cucumber

When you're banging a chick in the ass, and you pull out your dick and use it to spread shit on the bags under her eyes.

Reginald noticed his girlfriend had been looking a little haggard, so he gave her a dirty cucumber and told her to let it sit overnight.

by weinusbetweenus June 8, 2011

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

cucumbersome

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004