The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.
Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!
by CubanShowers December 30, 2008
A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
by Delta II August 01, 2006
The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.
by manwithoutaspacebar October 16, 2010
by BloodyScissors June 25, 2007
by Llamazilla October 19, 2016
The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.
You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011
A specific way of giving away a huge lead and losing a guaranteed victory in the game "League of Legends". The Cuban Throw occurs, when the winning team dies intentionally in the enemy base, while holding a massive lead against them and progressively start to lose the lead and eventually lose the whole match.
"Ok guys, let's go fool around in their base!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
by Megeatle December 08, 2021