by iceman415 October 30, 2016
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When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
Get the Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat mug.Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.
Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.
Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.
Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!
Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!
Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!
by tkdtchr October 2, 2011
Get the Critical depth mug.Critical race theory is the idea that since the intersection of two races is patriarchal, patriarchy must be the unit-of-race.
Critical race theory is a reference to modernism-in-retrospect, and it argues that patriarchal units constitute race.
Critical race theory is the first example of intermodernism.
It leaves open the question of what the unit-of-patriarchy is.
Critical race theory is the first example of intermodernism.
It leaves open the question of what the unit-of-patriarchy is.
by metawave September 8, 2020
Get the critical race theory mug.This is the discussion that revolves around discussing racism (defined as prejudice based on race by a person with power). Having roots in the conclusions reached through analysis in critical theory which examines race, it is not in itself critical theory but favors ideas introduced by Ibram Kendi and others of similar print.
angry beaver: they're teaching the kids about critical race theory!
normal person: actually they're not, you're wrong, and they're showing kids what it's like to be aware of critical racism.
normal person: actually they're not, you're wrong, and they're showing kids what it's like to be aware of critical racism.
by Hatchettwit November 5, 2021
Get the Critical racism mug.To hurt someone really bad, or hurt them in a key vulnerable spot leading to serious injury. Be it from a fist fight, or any kind of a weapon. Originally derived from rolling the top number of a 20 sided combat dice from AD&D or Dungeons and Dragons
Did you see how that guy criticalled that bully?
Man. Your wrecked for a month in the hospital. That guy really criticalled you.
Man. Your wrecked for a month in the hospital. That guy really criticalled you.
by Flipped3540 September 23, 2017
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