crackerths

cracker pronounced by a flamer <flamer:super gay guy>

*only a gay guy can make the word cracker sound gay*
"please pass tha crackerths"

by princessex November 24, 2003

i would let you eat crackers on my bed

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

Damn Crackers

The funniest internet enterprise to date. Comprised mainly of rude humor only fit for those with a sense of comedy above and beyond "America's Funniest Videos". From My Space Whore of the Week to their weekly radio show, Damn Crackers have it all.

Have you seen the newest video by Damn Crackers where they make fun of NAMBLA?

I sure have, but I enjoy their MySpace Whore of the Week articles better.

by Linoleum May 27, 2008

graham crackers and cheese

To be pregnant, usually in a not-so-planned way.

Wow, i got so smashed last night, i think Ronald McDonald got me graham crackers and cheese

by Riley M January 15, 2008

Sucks fudge crackers

One way a person with no teeth must eat.

'Old man Pettyfore sucks fudge crackers, while his grandson chews them.'

by AmericanAndProudOfIt July 19, 2006

Holy buckets of cheese and crackers

What you would say instead of holy shit or a variation thereof.

"Look at that!"

"Holy buckets of cheese and crackers!"

by Gaarasgirl October 18, 2009

Cheese and Crackers

The very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. The white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.

"Dude! Did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?"

"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"

by Dan Mc December 29, 2007