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Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.
Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.
by Chillosophy October 4, 2017
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Chronic Courage

Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.
Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend

See: balls of steel chronic marijuana
by Northern Kush July 30, 2016
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Courage

There's lots of definitions.
First female pygmy boss commander- I'm going to show you ladies the definition of courage. Young man, climb this tree and extract some honey for me, I need some money.

First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other female boss commanders that is the definition of courage.

Second female boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do 50 push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down.

Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive.

Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too long.

Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable.

Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together.

Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the definition of courage while the others are left speechless.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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Courage Culture

A culture whereby people have the courage to punch a dumb stranger.
Did you see? Amy punched that guy JUST because he said he was “doing his own research””

“Oh man! That’s courage culture right there!”
by THEnikki October 2, 2021
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Livid courage

Very sexy and hot and epic and hot
Nearly died in a car crash in a roleplay
Black and white hair cat boy thingy who is really cool
Often called Liv
1: woah who is that
2: that just Livid Courage, he’s cool
by LoganCauseYes October 28, 2021
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Courage

Courage is a name normally given to boys.The name Courage comes from a name for a brave or stout-hearted person. Courage is brave in the face of physical pain , hardships, even death threats. Courage is a very relaxed cool guy. He always puts his loved ones first. Courage is very good with the girls although sometimes he is shy he is really an easy guy to get along with. Courage's are sometimes dishonest in their relationships. Courage easily falls in love easily with girls. Don't lie to a Courage, because you are the one who will get hurt in the end
Courage is very brave and he does things that frightens one .
by Unknown 221 November 24, 2021
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Courage

The ability to do something, no matter how scary it may seem.
Courage cannot erase our fear. Courage is when we face our fear. ~Davey
by Tachyon221b June 11, 2018
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