cop these fingers 

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

cop these fingers by opatolive January 30, 2022

COP CHIP 

Fictitious "programming chip" in Ford Police Interceptors.
Believed to add up to 2.21 Gigawatts of power to your Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor (CVPI).

Dude, did they take out the COP CHIP when you bought your Police Interceptor?
You've got the COP CHIP, I hear that adds an extra 100 RWHP to your car!
I would have smoked your @$$ at the track had I had the COP CHIP in it!
With the COP CHIP and some GOOD Goodyear Eagle RS-A Plus tires, I could have enough power and torque to reverse the rotation of the EARTH!!!

COP CHIP by WSTRLNG August 10, 2010

cop a shit 

It's a verb for when you're totally bullshitting something, making it up as you go along, winging it, it's a fail, etc.

Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!

Person B: Yeah, I know Imma just have to cop a shit.

OR

Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?

Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not! Pffff, no!

OR

Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?

Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??

cop a shit by purple_swagger March 1, 2012

cop it sweet 

To acccept a unfavorable outcome to a situation.

Mainly used when someone is acting unreasonably to a bad situation "man... just cop it sweet". Has also been extended by some Sourthern Sydney Cultures to "cop it sweet on the back foot"

cop it sweet by MAz October 28, 2003

cop a squat 

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

cop a squat by Cliff Morris January 3, 2004

cop simp 

typically a right-winged individual that will defend the cops in any protest or shooting video no matter what the video shows. These individuals also tend to be loud supporters of Blue Lives Matter.

I can't even even talk to Alex anymore about the news anymore. He is such a cop simp

cop simp by Steve_holt August 27, 2020

cop out 

n. refers to taking the easy way out of a sticky situation. Placing blame on something else to make things easier for yourself is a a cop out

Saying you're sick just because you want to avoid a big test that you're prepared but scared for is a cop out.

cop out by Chanceit January 7, 2008