poopy-cooter

when a girl wipes her ass forwards instead of backwards and smears shit all over her clitoris

I can't believe you jsut poopy-cooter'd yourself you dirty bitch

by trevinnation April 2, 2008

Cooter cough

A vagina fart

Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooter cough came out.

by Mitchwillwin January 7, 2012

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.

Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.

by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016

cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.

In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.

by Navinger March 6, 2020

cuffy cooter

The fold between a female's butt cheek and her thigh. The cuffy cooter will be most pronounced in a woman with a larger booty.

I like to grab my girlfriend by the cuffy cooter.

by kb83079 August 22, 2010

kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.

I Kentucky cootered that hoe.

by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 27, 2017