poopy-cooter

when a girl wipes her ass forwards instead of backwards and smears shit all over her clitoris

I can't believe you jsut poopy-cooter'd yourself you dirty bitch

by trevinnation April 2, 2008

Cooter cough

A vagina fart

Mary was doing yoga positions, then bent over and a cooter cough came out.

by Mitchwillwin January 7, 2012

cooter recruiter

wing man.

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.

by good azz chicken May 9, 2011

cuffy cooter

The fold between a female's butt cheek and her thigh. The cuffy cooter will be most pronounced in a woman with a larger booty.

I like to grab my girlfriend by the cuffy cooter.

by kb83079 August 22, 2010

antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.

Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!

by Stevie Y July 1, 2005

Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.

Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.

by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016

kentucky cooter

When you ash a cigar / cigarette in a females vaginal area, then ruthlessley fuck it.

I Kentucky cootered that hoe.

by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 27, 2017