cooch power

power that only girls can have. a power over guys because you have a couch.

caitlyn and peyton have major cooch power over all guys.

by caitlyn taylor johnson May 11, 2008

Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

by pooch763 September 25, 2009

Cooch Hunter

a person who hunts cooches. Usually not trusted by male or lesbian friends.

Josh is such a cooch hunter.

by coochlover25 November 13, 2010

cooch stain

stains on furnature caused by the menstrual effulent.

I am not sitting on that cooch stain

by Ticky April 17, 2008

cooch pooch

When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.

If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.

by meat curtains July 20, 2008

fruity cooch

a women pussy that is frutiy

man your mom fruity cooch is so good

by red neck May 13, 2005