A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
by Bush2865 April 02, 2017
by Scrilla757 September 07, 2011
Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female
by Bing bing bong bong November 07, 2020
person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
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by Bigduckdanny July 11, 2019
When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022