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Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.
Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021
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Contest Of Speed

The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
by x427 February 16, 2021
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Crying Contest

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?
by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019
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Eurovision Song Contest

A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
by tt.slays.at.definitions October 21, 2023
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.
A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.
by Toblucz January 12, 2017
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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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