Blink-138 concert

When 4 people of any gender are arrange in a square and preform oral sex on each other simultaneously while blindfolded, unaware of who else is in the group, as they are alwatched by a crowd of masked figures

"I was at a Blink-138 concert last night, it was epic" said Jordon.
"I've never heard of them, how was it?" Asked Sam
"It was epic! The four on the stage were giving the performance of a lifetime! They were definitely enjoying the oral!"

by troublem8kR July 18, 2023

concert

slang for wanting to have someone’s kids

“you should come to one of my concerts sometime :)”

(she wants to have your kids)

by sam.poop July 18, 2022

Concert Cuckhold

A man who simply watches a concert & does not enjoy that other people around him are having a good time. This man usually refuses to dance or will hoist his GF onto his shoulders.

“Yeah, Owen is a real concert cuckhold, he is always complaining when people around him are busting a move.”

by WordManForever June 11, 2024

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Concert Bitch

A female who attend and holds your spot at the concert while you go get drinks for each other

My concert bitch held our spot while I ran for drinks

by Big A Racing January 26, 2022

concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.

Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.

by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018