conan gray

short mf with a piss kink

someone: do you listen to conan gray?

me: oh you mean that short mf with a piss kink? no.

by c0n4n gr4y June 13, 2021

Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

Conan Gray

Literally the most beautiful person on planet earth. The love of my life, the embodiment of perfection. Basically Jesus Christ himself come down from the heavens to bless us with music. I love him more than I love myself. Going to his concert will change the course of your entire life. Love this precious person like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: “Hey, how do you spell ‘my everything’?”
Person 2: “C-o-n-a-n-G-r-a-y.”
Person 1: “But that spells ‘Conan Gray’.”
Person 2: “Exactly.”

by MoolyTheCow September 24, 2022

Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

conan gray

literal perfection. you cant out-perfect this man. you just cant.

do you listen to conan gray? oh my god yes hes so perfect!

by k o r i February 8, 2021

Conan

A boy who uses girls for a “shag” to get over an ex and the gets with the girls best friend

Omg he’s such a conan

by Your ex hoe 😘 May 28, 2020

Pull a Conan

When a Mmorpg starts out great, and ends up being crap, and falling on its ass.

Forum Poster One -"Awesome! This new MMORPG came out! I can't wait to play it!"

Forum Poster Two -"Yeah same here, Let's hope it doesn't Pull a Conan."

by SourPickle July 6, 2009