A beer you pour at home (even though you are sufficiently drunk) that you never drink, in an attempt to feel better about the nite ending.
I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015
Get the comfort beer mug.A person who claims to be your friend, but who refuses to do anything to help you when you ask;
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
Get the Comfort-Junkie mug.a comfort country is a place where you feel completely at home and comfortable, similar to a comfort food
by johngoose13 December 10, 2018
Get the comfort country mug.When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
by M1khale June 10, 2016
Get the comfort tug mug.Comfort trash, a term coined by me. The things lying around that you have no need of, but has been there so long that something feels wrong when it's gone or put in it's "proper place".
Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.
Can also be called comfort clutter for alliteration, but it feels wrong so, no.
P1: "Here, I'll put this in the cupboard for you."
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"
P2: "No, I like that there, it's my comfort trash!"
by Ebony.trueheart November 18, 2020
Get the Comfort trash mug.After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
Get the Comfort Poo mug.Comfort kink is when you have a kink that relates to being turned on by seeing people comfortable. Or by feeling comfort yourself.
You could have a comfort kink if you find to be someone readjusting themselves to be in a more comfortable position as a turn-on for you.
You get turned on by the fact that someone else feels comfort/comfortable, as they know/knew exactly what to do to make themselves more comfortable in the first place. And that to some people is attractive.
(Note: This is not an official definition, and any person can alter the definition to their own terms if wanted/needed.)
You could have a comfort kink if you find to be someone readjusting themselves to be in a more comfortable position as a turn-on for you.
You get turned on by the fact that someone else feels comfort/comfortable, as they know/knew exactly what to do to make themselves more comfortable in the first place. And that to some people is attractive.
(Note: This is not an official definition, and any person can alter the definition to their own terms if wanted/needed.)
"I think I have a comfort kink, I love watching porn where people have a comfortable relationship with one another."
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"I love seeing my partner be so turned and comfortable with me when having sex. I think I have a comfort kink of some sort."
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"I love seeing my partner be so turned and comfortable with me when having sex. I think I have a comfort kink of some sort."
by Ghost_Whisper October 31, 2023
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