Coach Reichert

In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical

Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER

by VinnyVtheSkinnyTree April 29, 2019

Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

Coach Welock

Awesome

he said look up my name in the dictionary and you’ll find awesome

awesome IS coach welock

by shizlitty September 23, 2019

coach Peterson

a baseball coach at Randall who doesn't brush his hair and lies about having a wife.

omg I hate coach Peterson so much. he gets butt hurt over every little thing.

by bad ass you know who February 21, 2017

coach mik

A deadly man, stay away! Don't mess with him, or he will get you. Tall male. he farts a lot...don't go on a date with him or he will fart on your food before you get it. He always wears crazy sock. He also has an insanely big booty puttooty.

DEFFINETLY DON'T BE A COACH MIK.

by hellopotty January 28, 2018

Coach Oliver

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.

Coach Olivers’s hairline goes past his skull.

by Theblack_nightmare637 December 31, 2019

coach hamilton

The father you wish you had. He’s the best teacher you’ll ever have. He will get you loving your classes again. He teaches to inspire the kids. He’ll coach the wrestling team, but not just in your school. To any kid in the whole state. He’ll will push you to be the best you, you can be. He’s always under funded, so he spends his money and time helping anyone who needs it. If you take away bus drivers for kids, he will pay to get he’s CDL, and drive them for free. He never has enough time but always gets everything done. He’s quite and doesn’t do things to get credit or validation. He dose them because he’s an amazing person.

Oh, that’s coach Hamilton, everyone should try to be half the man he is.

by Name_names April 5, 2023