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Chronic Jané Disease

A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.
Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.

chronic camper 

I came up with the term "chronic camper" for those noob gamers who like to camp round after round on CS, Call of Duty and any other FPS. Chronic suggesting that there constant camping is like an illness.

Call them "CC's" for short.
Friend 1: "Oh man, I was playing Call of Duty 4 last night and some noob just kept camping and it took me 3 attempts to get him".

Friend 2: "Yeah dude, fucking chronic campers".
chronic camper by hypr. August 3, 2009

Chronic stuff 

chronic stuff is a term used to describe the drug marijuana or commonly known as weed.
Matt loves to par take in the smoking of the chronic stuff on a daily basis.
Chronic stuff by marine matt December 22, 2009

Chronic Death 

The act of dying constantly. Frequent blackouts and body aches, usually associated with heart disease.
Oh no, I think I have Chronic Death!
Chronic Death by Reby November 2, 2018

chronic sad ass 

It’s when your booty cheeks invert in or look really saggy and is very unappealing to the human eye
Dom-“Yo Chris that bitch with the glasses got a case of chronic sad ass”
Chris-“yo why that shit saggy as hell😂”
chronic sad ass by Sad neck October 31, 2019

Chronic Lyricosis 

A condition that effects victims by making them think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely unaware, that they are completely clueless.
A: *sings the lyrics “bring me a higher love from “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood, as “bring me an iron lung”.
B: I’m really worried that you might have Chronic Lyricosis.
A: Why, what makes you say that? I’m singing it correctly aren’t I?