chopped & screwed 

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

chopped & screwed by agentlovelette September 14, 2008

Chopped-Off 

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

Chopped-Off by UranusMan1337 June 29, 2011

Chopped Up 

Getting hammered. White boy wasted... pretty much just shit faced drunk

Dude, I just took 8 shots of 151. I'm so chopped up right now

Chopped Up by DIFJSOFJI January 16, 2011

Chopped N Screwed 

A Famous record Label Directed By Mike Wattz

Hey Sup Jinsey Do Ya know Dat New Song Produced By Lil
Romeo

Yeah Men Shit Comes From Record Label Chopped N Screwed

Chopped N Screwed by Killasy C May 30, 2006

Chopped Sausage 

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

Chopped Sausage by Who do you think?? May 11, 2008

chopped and screwed 

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

chopped and screwed by katieeee b ! March 19, 2009

chopped as a bitch 

being really fucking high

He's chopped as a bitch!

chopped as a bitch by poison13 February 18, 2010