chew poo

while your taking a poop, you put a lip in (chewing tobacco)

Yo man, i had to take a shit before practice and i wanted a lip, so i took a chew poo

by Nicholas BonDurant June 2, 2007

chewbaca

a very hairy and / or tall and broad shouldered woman. A woman having the characteristics of Chewbaca from Star Wars.

That bitch had a chewbaca mustache and hair on her tits.

Damn Girl!! You better trim those Chewbaca toenails before you rip the sheets.

by Vinceums November 22, 2003

Chewed Gum

a pussy thats been beat up way too much. the pussy looks similar to chewed gum

dude i was gonna eat this chick out but when i went down it looked like chewed gum

by JOSH April 5, 2005

chewei

one with the biggest cock; legend has it that all girls that experienced it turn into gold

Damn, now thats the real chewei.

by Bryantt January 17, 2008

Earl the Chew Gnome

When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.

Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"

by casualskoal May 18, 2011

Fat League Chew

The act of sticking an entire package of big league chew into your mouth at one time for maximum pleasure. Usually leads to a sugar high of some sort causing relaxation and amplifies the hilarity of every joke.

Guy 1: "Normally i'd be so pissed right now but I don't even care."
Guy 2: "That's the fat league chew for ya"

by Sunnay October 20, 2010

sloppy chewbacca

"When a man puts his testicles in a woman's mouth and then proceeds to ask her a question. In turn her nut slurred speech will sound like that of Chewbacca's."

I totally gave that chick a sloppy chewbacca last weekend!

by VousCrew October 28, 2008