Micro-celebrity

A celebrity (Usually an actor/actress) who has not gained enough popularity to have their own Wikipedia page, but can still be considered a celebrity.

Examples of a micro-celebrity is someone who has had a few semi-major roles in a TV show/movie, but hasn't done enough such that they can be recognized by many.

by j0s June 23, 2014

celebrity wank

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.

-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks

by stumpyB August 12, 2011

celebrity penis

Kick ass drawings of penii depicting people or objects.

The celebrity penis depicted the famous comic book hero, LOBO.

by Esch8 March 14, 2003

internet celebrity

Someone whose credibility ends where real life begins.

"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"

"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."

by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008

ultimate celebration

A cocktail comprised of 5 Hour Energy and bottom shelf champagne. Proportions are typically one bottle of 5 Hour Energy to one bottle of champagne. More aggressive partiers may consider a 1 part each mixture for maximum celebration.

The playa is going to be amazing tonight. Can you pour me some ultimate celebration?

by DRplaya September 11, 2013

Saucy Celebration

A McDonalds sandwich and a surprisingly fitting euphemism for sex.

"Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."

"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"

"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"

by mr.saucycelebration November 18, 2011

Touchdown Celebration

In the NFL, a touchdown celebration is performed by the runner after they make a touchdown. Usually dances or goofy interactions with other players or the crowd. Touchdown celebrations are now banned by the No Fun League.

Jimmy Graham dunked the football on the goalpost and bent it, an infamous touchdown celebration.

by agreensnowman April 10, 2015