Futuristic Caveman

A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.
Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
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The caveman

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.
Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!
by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018
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Sexy Caveman

JAG with a beard.
Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.
by Samjokarl17 August 08, 2021
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Robin The Caveman

A character from hit sitcom created by the original cast of Horrible Histories, BBC Ghosts.

a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"
person 1: "robin the caveman is just so chaotic i love it"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"

person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"
by oowasiapainter December 23, 2021
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Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.
Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 14, 2024
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Caveman music

The sound of thousands of nipples clanking together in furious glory
Individual #1: Hey bro, have you heard the new caveman music album?
Individual#2:No, I didn't!
Individual#1: It's lit fam!!!44!14!!!
by rkweakfoef July 14, 2017
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caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
Kim Jung has a caveman penis.
by Creme Pie Master 420 November 03, 2015
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