Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

Callendra

Callendra is one of the greatest friends you could ever have. Sweet and thoughtful all around, Callendra tends to put others before herself. Their taste in music is impeccable and they are an artistic individual. If you meet a Callendra, chances are the conversations will never become dull, and topics will shift rapidly. Callendra is also an all around romantic, and intense lover. If you find yourself in love with a Callendra, she’ll give you her world, and you must give her yours. Callendra’s are also amazing in bed and will blow your mind. The only downside to Callendra is her refusal to let others assist her for fear of bothering them. Offer help and make sure she knows she’s cared for. She’s not as much of a lone wolf as she comes off as.

If you have a Callendra in your life, hold them close.

Who shot and developed these amazing photographs?

Oh, that was Callendra! Amazing, right?

by DoomGother November 23, 2021

calgender

A term used to define a person who wears quirky fits and slays the day. Want to wear and skirt and striped shirt? Go get it queen!

Person A: Hey, did you see what they are wearing?
Person B: Oh yeah, I think they are calgender.

by DorkyWerewolf April 22, 2023

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.

Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"

by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017

Max Callander

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games

OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.

by SUPER DUPER SEXY BABY April 18, 2022

PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER

In paying homage to STEVE PAUL "ADAM" JOBS (STAY HUNGRY.STAY F00LISHand his brillianCE as you pretty much know how SUNDER would in APPLE 808 as a SURE LINE would set up this CALENDER.

HI

SOME KIND OF INFINITY .

Compensates for the time round off in minutes and seconds of each day rotating of EARTH AROUND SUN by civilization since the 24 hour day clock was invented and. UTILIZED EVERYWHERE ON EARTH. (LEAP YEAR ...ADDED ANOTHER APRIL FIRST BONUS)

FINALLY makes every person rest easy

SHIT IS PIECES OF APRIL AND PISS IS APRIL WINE.

It is a SUBSTANTIVE proving something is valid in any context of any "FACTUAL NEWS or EVENT occurred is substantiated by PRESS or your OWN EXPERIENCES combined.

Used for this fact that of adjusting numbers of people for optimal minimization and much better communication flow.

HEY You GOO...RS what does our PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER day this COLD EVENING as we all know the date and month are always the same BUTT NOTHING in this universe would work if it wasn't APRIL FIRST, ANY YEAR and GODDAMN you are right SUNDER as WELL NOBLE PEACE EEE TO ALL.

HI ...it is the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER saying S..T= STAY HUNGRY.(T)ALK F00L(I()SH)...6751

THE PERENNIAL GOOGLE. ALPHABET CALENDER .

Hey JOE what CHUCK please have a GOOd DAY and any year you want as rest easy as just listen to ELON REEVE MUSK talk and you will begin to understand his appreciable TESLA TIME CONFLICT as HE MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT as he is RIGHT ALMOST EVERY " TIME" and he is ENTERTAINING to listen to, and FRANKLY he knows OPTIMAL CHANGES as he has YOU TUBE CREDIBILITY.

PISS AND SHIT like an ENGINEER , enjoy every SECOND of it , by the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER " BECAUSE SUNDER will tell all of us no matter where (ware) (wear) we do it even if it means HUMILIATION , NEW INNOVATIVE IDEAS, and FLASHBACKS don't rush TWO AND ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST PLEASURES.

Just use the PERENNIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER idea of any year flexibility and you can effectively utilize the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK to gain more insight into the true separation of events

SUNDER recognizes quite handily the usefulness of the PERRENIAL GOOGLE ALPHABET CALENDER to manage sizes of meetings to eliminate bureaucratic snarls and make each human being well " FEEL WANTED" as in need to express.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 30, 2022