Cablanasian

Caucasian, black, and asian.

Tiger Woods is on record saying he’s “Cablanasian.”

by Ryan Langley May 18, 2007

jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.

Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

cable spaghetti

(n.) A mixture of cables from various electronic aplliances that takes a very long time to sort through an organise when disposing of outdated equipment.

There is a real cable spaghetti behind my tv, where the vcr, dvd, ps2, psx, tv and a hi-fi speaker are plugged into.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

cable

Something you pay $50 to get 60 extra channels you don't get. You might watch only 2-3 of the extra channels. So you basicly pay $25-$17 a month for the channels you are watching. Also used to get internet. Little kids, ussualy thow fits if they don't have it. You're better off without it.

1. I get 90 channels on my T.V!
2. I only watch ESPN
3. I have cable internet it's so fast!
4. Little kid: Boo Hoo :bawls: I :gulp: don't get :cries: cable :bawls:

by tviswasteful May 21, 2005

Go die in hole with no cable

a smart-ass remark just to be funny

" i freking hate you , go die in hole with NO cable. "
"you know what ?! you can go die in hole wiht NO cable! "

by Bachow ! August 9, 2009

larry the cable guy

the best comidian ever!
should be the president of the united states

Larry the cable guy should be the president.

by kickass2014 July 3, 2007