lil butthole

Somebody who acts like an asshole but is too nice to actually mean it:)
Mason is a lil butthole;)
by masonisalilbutthole January 19, 2018
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Whiskey butthole

It's like when guys get whiskey dick from drinking to much, girls get whiskey butthole from drinking to much. So it won't hurt when you have anal.
Hey baby girl let's do anal, "alright I drink a bunch of tequila so I'll have whiskey butthole."
by Smalls1980 July 28, 2021
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butthole station

A place we're a Mrs French and Ryan Thompson can exchange there love through one another by the liking of the butt hole
Hello Rachel, hi Ryan. Can you tell me we're the bearish butthole station is? Oh why it's right here Ryan . OK
by Herr weaver April 11, 2017
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lick the butthole

A metaphor for loving someone with sincerity and longevity
If you really love her, you have to lick the butthole
by Easy129 August 21, 2017
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Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed
He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby
by Shlumped out September 01, 2021
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Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 05, 2022
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Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.
What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!
by TartinoBurr December 27, 2018
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