buttfuck

A term used for when you cannot find a shittier word to describe your shit situation.

What the shit Richard, how did you get us lost in the buttfuck of nowhere?

by heinzslurper July 13, 2022

Buttfuck in the mouth

The worst way to be buttfucked

Hey fuck that guy. Buttfuck that guy in the mouth.

Video game boss. Let's go buttfuck that guy in the mouth
This is the worst day of my life, I feel like I got buttfucked in the mouth

Buttfuck in the mouth

by Hammergut July 13, 2019

stinky penis buttfucker

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.

That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better

by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019

The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.

The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

by grizzli25 May 18, 2017

buttfuck busy

A step up from very busy or extremely busy

We were down someone at work today making it buttfuck busy

by BI6TB0NE September 14, 2019

Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.

"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."

by A.O.B.L. October 16, 2023