Brown Torpedo

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005

Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Torpedo

Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.

Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*

by JD February 1, 2005

Raspberry Torpedo

When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.

I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.

Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

slippery torpedo

To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.

Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.

by stackwhacker April 22, 2015

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023