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buttfuck

1. The process of buttfucking someone else. On the semiotic level, the term to buttfuck, different to the more commonly used inverted form fuck butt, stresses the importance of the butt in contrast to the mere process of penetration alone. Thus any real butt pirate prefers the term to buttfuck instead of to fuck butt.

2. Derogatory term for a schmuck or moron.

3. Metaphor for to shit somebody, to diss somebody, or to take the piss out of somebody.

4. Being the cupbearer of the first Earl of Worcester, Waleran de Beaumont, Guy de Buttfuck was not really destined to enter the annals of English historiography at all. In 1154, at the age of forty-six, however, Guy de Buttfuck volunteered for the first manned space flight. His mission was to deliver a list of grievances to God asking for an improved creation. Unfortunately, the used trebuchet was not strong enough to catapult Guy de Buttfuck into the orbit and he crashed into a nearby field, sustaining lethal injuries from which he died two days later.
1. To fuck butt a butt-slut's buttered butt is great, but to buttfuck a butt-slut's buttered butt is even greater.

2. This buttfuck totally dissed me yesterday. What a schmuck!

3. This moron didn't get it; I did totally buttfuck him.

4. Yesterday I read some interesting scholarly article about Guy de Buttfuck. Did you know that he was the fist Norman sent onto a manned space flight?
by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010
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BUTTFUCKING TITLICK

A stupid SHIT that like to fuck a guy IN THE BALLS AND IS A GAYASS SHITFUCKER!!!! he likes to fuck up the ass on Thursdays after smoking grass WHICH I DONT MEAN MARIJUANA I MEAN ACTUAL FUCKIN GRASS HE GOT FROM LAWN CLIPPINGS
by dirty old mans 27th ballsac October 18, 2008
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buttfuckegypt

Far far away from you're destonation.
Damn you live in buttfuckegypt.
by candie-justice August 22, 2007
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Holy buttfuck cakes

When a girl you think doesn't have big boobs, and then takes off her bra and has huge boobs
Brittany, the school nerd that I saw at a pool, and she has holy buttfuck cakes.
by Motherfucking 1 bitch April 12, 2015
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buttfuck

when a person tries to take advantage of someone because they know that they are willing to go all out for something
that bastard carl is trying to buttfuck us on the price for that shitty little house
by DustinW1991 July 1, 2007
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Bumbafuck

sex when a man holds himself up on a womans back while giving her anal.
"last night I got bumbafucked by my boyfriend".
by Chris Needham May 13, 2005
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busfucker

Someone who is just a twat in general. From the comic "Natalie Dee," it can also be used as a term of endearment between overtired college students trying to get something done. See also, trolleyfucker.
"That guy didn't do a damn thing while he was here. What a total busfucker."

"Yo, busfucker, hand me that report."
by Cateeeee January 29, 2009
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